Use the Kobold creator and take a screenshot of your character.

Or grab dice (D6s), a character sheet, pretzels, a copy of Kobolds Ate My Baby, a pen and :

Choose a Job (p. 50 + on) or pick "Vanilla" Kobold (p. 82)

Roll on your job gear table. Record this in your Wrong paw.

Under Treats scribble down your job's abilities.

Roll on the D666 table (p. 88 + on). Add the result to your Left Paw.

Roll 1d6 to see how many Human words your Kobold knows (p. 48).

Roll to determine your Kobold's Flavour (p. 49).

Name your Kobold.

Draw a picture of your Kobold. Use crayons. Or fingerpaint.

Practice saying "All Hail King Torg!" many times.