In this game you are not the hero. The townsfolk won’t hire you to crawl through a dungeon and slay a dragon. It is far more likely the entire town will pay the dragon to chase you down. That is because you are a Kobold.

When you aren’t burning down their homes, raiding their pantries, stealing their chickens, or making a fool of yourself on the dance floor, you are probably trying to eat the delicious babies of the townsfolk. There is nothing a Kobold loves to eat more than babies.

Kobolds aren’t really evil, just smelly, dumb, and hungry – and way too lazy to topple their weird patriarchal society. Kobolds are a insignificant race of barely 2 foot tall, furry dog-like humanoids with few redeeming qualities.

They are not related to dragons or other sundry lizards, no matter what you may have heard from other far more successful roleplaying games. *

In KAMB you will probably get eaten, possibly by your friends. Kobolds would have taken over the culinary world a long time ago, if it wasn’t for the fact that, while they are excellent cooks – they are also very tasty when cooked.

^{*They are also more likely to be caught in traps than set them. Forget what you have been told.}